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Dirtbag snake

A person who smashes another persons ex wife and that person gets mad because they thought y’all was considered podnas.
Hey bro I heard dude smashed your ex!

Yeah man thought we was cool he is such a dirtbag snake! He still owes me 25 bucks too!

Guess I’ll never see that again!

Yeah man that sucks I can’t stand a dirtbag snake one got me last week!
by Whoopigoldnerd September 30, 2021
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Dog Snake

Connor over there is the biggest Dog Snake in Westy
by SquirtleTheTurtle December 14, 2021
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computing snake

during sex, when you make eye contact with the female trying to find the vagina with your penis, but you can't quite find the opening. However, you refuse to look down, therefore leaving your snake to compute.
goddamit, jarett pulled a computing snake and ended up going soft.
by jarett August 9, 2021
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Snake poo

What you say when you are smiling in a photo
by Morahelisabuthfan January 3, 2021
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storm snakes

1. Scum who loot homes and businesses before, during, and after major storms and disasters.

2. Scammers who cheat people on home repairs after such disasters.
Don't worry about being shot by the National Guard if you're caught looting. The neighborhood watch committee is much more likely to blow you away if you're caught on my street, storm snakes!!!

In Texas, you get a $50 bounty for drilling a storm snake.
by pellygirl October 29, 2012
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gluey snakes

When the poop comes out like a snake covered in glue. Often times extending the poop time by as much as three fold. The clean up is much much longer often times requiring a half a roll of toilet paper.
“Pat are you done shitting yet?” “ not yet Josh I’m in the middle of some gluey snakes”
by Topstermarv March 17, 2022
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Snake Foodie

Snake Foodies is a subgroup of the Snake Lovers.
they become aroused with the idea of snakes forced down its slimy throat, being steadily dissolved as they get swallowed into this tight, dark space is a very relaxing thing for them to daydream about... yup, pleasure from the thought of death... (づ ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ )づ The fuck?
"I'm a Snake Foodie!"

"wtf is a Snake Foodie?"
"Snake Foodies want to be snake food, the best way to die :D"
by HappySnakePreson September 3, 2018
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