Sidetalkin'

See sidetalking

Dang, Cletus was sure sidetalkin' with that there SpongeBob.

by The Sound Guy November 3, 2003

Slide Clyde

As in any sexual euphemism, the act of "sliding clyde" refers to the penetration of a female's erogenous zone(s) with the males erect member.

Despite this phrase acting as a verb, there is in fact a verb and a noun within. The verb being, slide. And the noun being, clyde. The name clyde is representative of said male member, just as the term Johnson, Dick, Willy, etc.

~Two male comrades, Chris and Jeremy, at a bar.

Jeremy: "Damn, those two are sure going at it."

(Jeremy is referencing two young heterosexual individuals engaging in excessive public foreplay)

Chris: "Oh yeah! I guarantee he'll slide clyde tonight."

by CreeperJR February 5, 2012

Mississippi Love Slide

Okay, you're gross. You need to grow up.

You ever hear of a Mississippi Love Slide?

by Yeeter3000 November 20, 2021

slide up

Take you finger and shove it in the pussy then slide up your hand

Izzy wanted Tyler to slide up her pussy and make her squirt.

by Pussy god April 28, 2017

slider

the kind of shit that just slides out so smoothly you dont even feel it, beware you do not have a slider in public

woman: excuse me, why did you shit on my carpet?

man:oh im sorry it diddnt notice, it must have been a slider

by ishitonyocarpet August 17, 2009

slidebite

A large obese liberal idiot, who looks remarkably like a frumpy middle-aged lesbian.

wow, this basil guy is a total slidebite

by wryvern July 20, 2008

puss-slide

Popping the acne on a significant other's back and using the puss as anal grease.

Chris was poised to give greasy Jerry a puss-slide.

by Pat Bateman May 3, 2005