A whole new level of simping, far beyond the classic definition of an incel.
i.e. Simping so hard you would swallow your own cum for a chance to talk to a girl.
Since the actions of our brethren have begun to sink to a new low, new words to describe such depravity must follow.
i.e. Simping so hard you would swallow your own cum for a chance to talk to a girl.
Since the actions of our brethren have begun to sink to a new low, new words to describe such depravity must follow.
*texts*
guy: But aren't you a girl? I didn't just eat a load of cum for a guy right
girl(?):
guy: I can't believe you made me swallow a load of my own fucking cum. I want to cry I'm so fucking ashamed
literally everyone else: what a simpcel.
guy: But aren't you a girl? I didn't just eat a load of cum for a guy right
girl(?):
guy: I can't believe you made me swallow a load of my own fucking cum. I want to cry I'm so fucking ashamed
literally everyone else: what a simpcel.
by Beef burger January 16, 2021
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(verb) To continue to flirt with someone after they've expressed disinterest or rejected you
(verb) To continue to flirt with someone after they've expressed disinterest or rejected you
n: What a simp!
v: I warned him and she threatened to call the police, but alas, he continued to simp over the anorexic girl he thought was hot.
v: I warned him and she threatened to call the police, but alas, he continued to simp over the anorexic girl he thought was hot.
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Girl flirting with girl: fine
Girl flirting with boy: fine
Boy fliriting with Girl: SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP
Girl flirting with boy: fine
Boy fliriting with Girl: SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP
by yourmumisgayLMAO February 21, 2021
Get the simp mug.1. A derogatory term referring to a person, typically male but can also be female, who has an unrequited crush on a content creator, character or celebrity (typically female). The simp usually donates money to their crush, has pictures of them posted on their wall and some write fanfiction of them. They do not take criticism to their crush well and will defend them constantly in hopes of gaining the crush’s affections.
2. A word children use to describe any male who interacts even slightly positively with a female. Men who are just friends with women, who hold doors open for them out of politeness or even just shows common decency toward them are at risk of being called a simp.
2. A word children use to describe any male who interacts even slightly positively with a female. Men who are just friends with women, who hold doors open for them out of politeness or even just shows common decency toward them are at risk of being called a simp.
1. “I don’t really like Belle Delphine-“
Simp: “Shut up you have terrible taste in content I’m never talking to you again.”
“ok simp”
2. “Your hair looks nice today, Rebecca.”
Some Kid: “ok simp”
“Dude thats my cousin.”
Simp: “Shut up you have terrible taste in content I’m never talking to you again.”
“ok simp”
2. “Your hair looks nice today, Rebecca.”
Some Kid: “ok simp”
“Dude thats my cousin.”
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