jessica simpson

The only person alive that can't see the difference between chicken and tuna.

*Jessica simpson eating 'sea chicken' (tuna)*
Jessica: is this chicken or tuna?
Nick Lachey: omg..

by Weapons of no mass destruction September 9, 2006

Homer Simpson

The pioneer of spontaneous and stupid humor, known for such amazing buisnesses as Mr. Plow and CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet. Worshiped by many and responsible for happiness the world over.

Homer Simpson is the greatest man alive.

by Bo Diddly August 27, 2004

Sims 2

A game that takes quite a chunk of space out of your computer, amounting it to nothing by the time the fourth expansion comes out. If your compy has the specs to run it, you'll have a reasonably fun time.

I spend more time downloading crap for my sims than playing it.
I've downloaded so much I can't even play anymore.

by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005

Grace Simp

When a girl named grace is being a simp to another girl or male.

Grace opened her legs to Emily. Grace Simp
Grace begged Jonathan not to leave. Grace Simp.

by Nike1248002 January 10, 2020

Simon and Garfunky

A phrase often said when putting a Simon and Garfunkel record, tape or CD on, to indicate how funky the music is, and how you will get funky listening to it.

-Puts CD in player-
"Let's get Simon and Garfunky."

by tea and toast. July 9, 2009

simi valley high school

A big school full of fake bitches.

Well come to Simi Valley high school where everyone gets fucked over

by Nioop September 11, 2019

Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back

When ordering from In N Out Burger you may ask for a " Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back " , and receive a special ordered cheeseburger with fries on it. Asking for this animal style will also make it animal style, and asking for a " Double Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back " it will be a Double-Double cooked to these standards.

May I have a Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back please?

by IIIICON February 11, 2009