Reverse Cupid Shuffle

When you cannot retain your bowels due to perforation by a large article, thus leading to a shuffling like motion reminiscent of eponymous dance, but in reverse

"Is he okay?" "Nah, man. Look - he's doing the Reverse Cupid Shuffle." "God bless whoever does his colonoscopies."

by Teufort2 April 2, 2022

Chode shuffling

A douchebag, generally the shape of a chode or a nugget who can not dance so shuffles back and forward puffing out there chests. usually found in dingy discusting nightclub fistpumping on the outskirts of the dance floor.

hey alex i'm glad im not chode shuffling like those D-bags over there

by Dfunk92 September 18, 2011

Fridge Shuffle

The phenomenon that occurs when someone in isolation (either voluntary or mandatory) doesn't have enough food in the fridge to generate a meal. It's in this case when the last and only resort is to use whatever you may find in the fridge to prepare one poor, generally-themed meal for the day. This may also happen in a hangover or being very stoned.

Bro I was so stoned I could barely manage to make a fridge shuffle. It was pretty good tho...

by neojacker April 5, 2020

drunky shuffle

This is the walk that an extremely drunk person does through a bar. Typically it involves almost falling down, and bumping into other patrons.
Usually seen on footage of COPS, when they ask them to walk in a straight line.

Joel drunky shuffled through the bar, and knocked over a waitress... to Paul this was very ammusing.

by prcrow April 28, 2007

Shit Shuffle

Trying to get to the restroom before shitting in your clothes, holding ass cheeks together and hoping to make it, in time .

I had to do the shit shuffle all the way to the bathroom.

by frogginstyle December 14, 2018

shuffle off

A euphemism for death, a contraction of "Shuffle off this mortal coil"

"What happened to the old man?"
"he's about to shuffle off"

by liquid death May 7, 2021

Indy shuffle

What you do after you hit the wall head on at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway .

AJ : Here comes Rick .
Mario : Why is he walking like that .
AJ : Oh he has the Indy Shuffle after he stuck his feet into the wall in Turn 2 .
Mario : Should have turned left...

by wonderful world of sports January 24, 2025