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The Columbian Shuffle

The act of brisk walking across Columbia Road on University Avenue in the frozen tundra aka Grand Forks, North Dakota in the middle of winter going to class. Usually practiced when trying to make the light and is a substitute for running so one does not slip with his/her backpack.
{Man slips in the middle of the intersection spilling his bag}

Chris: If he was smart, he would have just done the columbian shuffle.

Ann: Way to icy out to be running across like that...
by Gypsie Nomad May 5, 2010
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Shuffled

Someone who is unsure/questioning whether or not they are asexual (aka ace).
“I think girls look pretty, but I can’t tell if I like them sexually or just aesthetically. I don’t know if I’m ace. I’m shuffled.”
by ThePipYay October 28, 2021
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Calgary Shuffle

The Calgary Shuffle is a redundant, hazardous, but amusing move when someone changes lanes, usually without indicating, and then changing back to the same lane within a short period for no apparent reason. This also applies to someone who is bad at shuffling cards or when a person backtracks because they were going in the wrong direction or changed their mind such as in a competitive game.
Traffic is crazy today, everyone is doing the Calgary Shuffle.

That Double Undercut is so obvious it looks like a Calgary Shuffle

I thought they were going A but they pulled a Calgary Shuffle and went B
by Dracacorpse April 11, 2021
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bump and shuffle

A less dynamic form of "hit and run."
Friend 1: "Dude, I was a little buzzed last night so I accidentally had a bump and shuffle."
Friend 2: "Did you get caught?"
Friend 1: "Nah, the guy just woke up and spilled his coffee."
by Football Addict March 21, 2010
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Polite shuffle

When you and another person come up to a path (like an intersection, a doorway, or a narrow hallway) where only one person can go, and you politely tell them to “go ahead” and they say “no, no, you go ahead” and then you both wait, and then go at the same time thinking that the other person will not concede, and you repeat this at least one more time.
Two drivers pull up to opposite sides of a 4-way stop at the same time. One is turning left, the other is going straight. The person going straight signals to left turn person to “go ahead”, while at the same time, the person turning left signals to the person going straight to “go ahead”. They signal back and forth and then wait, and eventually concede at the same time. They laugh and repeat the polite shuffle at least once more.
by LogicMonkey March 22, 2024
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Skirt shuffle

When a pre op trans woman jerks herself off under her skirt. Another version of pocket pool.
I saw this woman doing the skirt shuffle at a train station, it was very weird
by Dabslevent May 10, 2024
mugGet the Skirt shufflemug.

thumb shuffle

Sticking your thumb in a vagina or asshole and vigorously wagging it
“Yo dude, I thumb shuffled my girl last night and it saved me from doing any work”
by Why whywhywhy why October 24, 2017
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