The whole room cleared out when he started to spread seasoning.
I was taking her to pound town from behind when she spread seasoning and it was wafting right up my nostrils.
I tried to shit but only spread seasoning.
I was taking her to pound town from behind when she spread seasoning and it was wafting right up my nostrils.
I tried to shit but only spread seasoning.
by Dick Onchin January 8, 2022
Get the Spread Seasoningmug. Ghoul Season occurs when you evolve from "Goblin Season". It takes someone normally years to evolve from the "Goblin Season" state to the Ghoul Season state. When someone enters Ghoul Season, they are no longer a normal mortal. In "Goblin Season", a person is still a mortal, but well on their way to becoming a serious menace. Ghoul Season occurs when someone is on the verge of death based on their way of living. Their ways have become wicked by day, personally embraced, and it can be seen in the way that the person looks in the face. They resort to heavy drug and alcohol use, but this is no longer something of occasion, it has become a way of life. Criminal activity is normal and there is no fear of anything in this person. Vivid dreams, night terrors, and physical illness plagues this person but somehow it doesn't really effect them. If someone you know has entered Ghoul Season, beware and keep a good eye out.
by Doctor Sockalingham May 2, 2025
Get the Ghoul Seasonmug. "Wanna go get a beer?"
"Can't: Bear Season."
"I fell asleep at six and was wide awake by 3 AM"
"yeah man, that's Bear Season for you"
"Can't: Bear Season."
"I fell asleep at six and was wide awake by 3 AM"
"yeah man, that's Bear Season for you"
by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024
Get the Bear Seasonmug. Lynx Season is the period after Christmas where every man smells of Lynx Africa deodorant after receiving it as a last minute present.
Abigail: I can't stand the smell of all the dudes in Subway.
Fiona: Yeah, it must be Lynx Season again.
Fiona: Yeah, it must be Lynx Season again.
by KingdomofYr February 13, 2022
Get the Lynx Seasonmug. When your shit starts out runny, then gets solid and then gets watery or any combination of the above mentioned
by UncrunchableCorn February 26, 2025
Get the Four Seasons In One Daymug. From the 2nd Friday in November to January 8th; The season where Chinese food tastes more savory, and demand for it spikes. Also the Chinese women appear more attractive during this season.
by Monarch Monkey November 18, 2023
Get the Chinese Seasonmug. “he just wants me to do stuff for him when he wants something”
“he thinks you’re his seasonal bitch”
“he thinks you’re his seasonal bitch”
by ali_thun October 28, 2021
Get the seasonal bitchmug.