swamp cricket

Loves in a sunny place, only come out if it smells well liquor. Doesn’t smoke but will bum 3 cigs in an hour off you... and offer 1$ they have at least 1 article of clothing with a hole in it. She can smell fireball from a mile, sometimes confusing it with cinnamon candles. To summon one.... You just have to whisper SHOTS and Garth Brooke’s “low places” and by some form of slut magic... they will appear.

Think I might wait in the Dixie parking lot... 1:45 I should catch me a handful! A swamp cricket are my bread and butter.

by Nee bay February 24, 2019

swamp hole

this is when your balls, gooch and asshole are very moist and sweaty as if there is a swamp in your hole

for fuck sake, I have major swamp hole right now.

by fortnitepro69 June 14, 2019

Swamp Ditch

The female version of swamp nuts.

Sally's 10k run left her with a massive case of swamp ditch.

by C.R. Estee July 26, 2019

Swamp sucker

A girl who gives head while standing in a bog or swamp. Can wear waders. Or possible water logged hunting area. Can be caught doing the act in a blind, on a ranger, or possible boat.

"Man I heard ol' girl was a swamp sucker in that blind the other night. Sucked better then the skeeters."

by Itsmethesucker October 19, 2020

Middlebury Swamp

Middlebury Swamp is when you got shit faced on Natural Ice (Natty Ice), go down on a chick and boot all over her nether regions.

John: "I got hammed on natty ice and totally booted on that chicks cooter last night."

Mike: "You landed a middlebury swamp?"

by P-Phunk December 9, 2011

Gooch Swamp

When the area in or around the taint is so built up with Goochy Goo that it develops its own ecosystem. Usually mold or fungus.

Shizzle hasn't showered in so long that I can smell his gooch swamp from a mile away.

by Reef.BlastBody July 14, 2017

Donkey swamp

A pussy that gets so wet when you put a dick in it, it makes a donkey call sound on the in and out stroke

That girl has a hairy donkey swamp. When I hit it every donkey within 10 miles shows up outside the house

by Girth Brooks the real GB April 13, 2020