swag

Shit We Ain't Gittin'

Freebies offered at concerts that the crew ain't gonna get.

Nice sweatshirts - SWAG huh?

by Lady Linet November 28, 2006

Swag

The way in which you carry yourself. Not the way everyone dresses.

YO, he got that tie, kangoo, dress up swag.

by CCniqqa February 13, 2012

Uncle Swag

The universal uncle that gives you advice on your swag. If you are not looking too your potential he (usually the role is taken up by a bro) will undoubtedly drop in and help out and maximize your swagger

Mark: "Sandals, crew socks, athletic shorts, flannel; ready to hit up some girls!"
Tom: "Dude you need some advice from Uncle Swag, try this instead..."

by guruforyou July 8, 2011

Eyebrow Swag

Swag you automatically attain after getting your eyebrows done.

After plucking my eyebrows for 45 minutes I will have eyebrow swag. Shit hurts though, then it gets numb.

by TheSmallTownSwagMan September 26, 2012

swag rag

a cool new word for tampon

hold on, if i don't change my swag rag soon i might get toxic shock syndrome

by loserwhousesurbandictionary August 6, 2011

A-swag-tosis

A-swag-tosis: When your swag level goes so high it starts breaking down the alleles in your DNA. Similar to "apoptosis," but involving swag.

Symptoms include excessive style, the ability to go "super smackington," and frequent references to attending private, live concerts for bands no one's even heard of.

Doctor: I'm sorry, but your son has A-swag-tosis. He's too hip to live.

Worried Mother: OMG, what do I do?

Doctor: I suggest you force him to wear glasses and date a loser dork. Otherwise his swag levels might consume him.

by @Brazen_Faith July 6, 2011

Yolo swag

Meaning you only live once, so be swag

When you’ve done something risky.

“Shouldn’t of done that; oh well yolo swag”

by YEETYOLOSWAG June 16, 2019