Slip-lane Surfer

A driver who has no intention of putting their foot through the accelerator because they are in the slip-lane on the motorway.

Manager: I can't believe you are late for work again Greg!

Greg: You won't believe it boss, I was stuck behind a total slip-lane surfer doing 50 when they should have been doing 100!

by QuestionableSandwich January 27, 2017

slippery ass

When the guy eats the girls ass and leaves his saliva in her ass crack.

"God Oliver, you gave me slippery ass again! stop eating my ass!"

by Bigdiggydog February 10, 2017

Slip Knotted

Becoming so intoxicated off malt liquor and cheap vodka you begin violently hurling and producing a disturbing noise only comparable to a Slipknot song.

Brad: " What is that horrid sound coming from the bathroom?"
Brad's Bro: "Oh that's just Jim, he got Slip Knotted tonight and is letting some demons out."
Brad: "Jim is such an artist."

by GeorgeDubyaTheThird May 21, 2018

slippery tube dude

A hard corn on the cob drizzled with grease, long hands, and an overactive digestive system.

That slippery tube dude's got me cucked!

by cuckzzzruss May 22, 2018

Slippery dick

When you fell down the rabbit hole again with a good dick who’s a fuckboy.

Don’t date him again. It’s a slippery dick.

by AgentSunshine September 30, 2018

Slip

slap

Slip slap

by Mr.Cheezebrgr April 18, 2020

Slippery Geico

Its the slippery gecko, you shove your partner against the shower wall while kissing them, but when you quickly try to put ur penis in their anus you say to them "15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance with geico"

Man 1: "i gave my girlfriend the slippery geico the other day, she wasnt too happy about it because she uses progressive car insurance"
Man 2: "did you tell her exacly HOW much she could be saving with geico?"
Man 1: "of course i did, she climbed up the wall screaming halfway through me saying it"

by HIV fries April 1, 2021