Smack-fart

When you dab too fast, fart, and smack yourself in the face simultaneously.

Was that a dab, or just some weird smack-fart?

by CCRRBBFF July 26, 2020

Flap Smacked

Flap smacked is the act of being hit in the face or head by a flap of skin, usually the size of a large dildo, when log-rolling a patient undergoing a circumferential body lift.

Joey got flap smacked yesterday during Dr. Frankenstein's case.. it was like a knock-out punch from Mike Tyson.

by Breakfast Burrito lover 724 July 29, 2020

smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle

When you have sex with someone and the next day they start their period

I would, but last night you smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle

by wurldeater August 24, 2020

Smacked my belly

When an individual feels invalidated after being vulnerable with someone else. IE; A cat showing its belly in a stance of vulnerability, only to have its belly smacked.

“I was really vulnerable last night with Kevin when I told him I liked him, but he totally smacked my belly!”

by kate_crow September 4, 2020

Funny-smacked

When somebody hits you with a come back or says something so funny that you ain’t got shit to say

I told my wife she should eat more vegetables. She told me I should eat more dick. YeahI just got effin funny-smacked.

by Chili sauce September 15, 2020

Smack Don

It is often used to describe an irrelevant individual or their random behaviour. This slang is often used in South East London.

Yoo look at this smack don wearing some boot-cuts

by Rapzeh67 September 24, 2020

Dirty Smack

Dirty Smack is the term for a Dom and a person that loves brats. They are also a brat tamer. Brats should listen to Smack and do what they are told.

Random guy: I want to be a Dirty Smack so I can make sure my brat drinks her water.

by Brat R Us October 31, 2020