ryan smiley

A price of shit

I poop Ryan smiley’s out of my butthole.

by ~<>~ December 15, 2017

National smile day

National smile day is on June 8 you have to smile to everyone you see at school, strangers, everybody 😂

Ohhh bro did u know it’s national smile day pass by her and smile at her she’ll probably ask you out!!

by Kushshs June 12, 2018

Hollywood Smile

Someone who smiles no matter what

How does she always smile, with all she has been thru... it's a Hollywood Smile. Fake but beautiful

by Girl with no heart May 5, 2019

dont-smile-itis

when a girl looks really fine but her teeth are ugly. usually she smiles without bearing her crooked creatures in pictures.

josh: omg did you see kelsey? she’s so bad.
jacob: don’t get too excited. she has dont-smile-itis
josh: i’d still tap

by jp8 June 16, 2019

Chelsea Smile

Placing a credit card into a persons mouth and then either stabbing them in the stomach or kicking them in the nuts causing them to scream.

Them screaming causes the the credit card to slice the sides of the lips creating a clown smile.

I gave that cunt a fuckin' chelsea smile for fuckin' me wife.

by Bilbin July 13, 2009

silf

Swimmer I'd like to fuck

Amanda Beard
I heard Amanda's posing nude in Playboy, what a SILF!!!

by Rich Vaccaro July 22, 2007

Florida Smile

Asscrack of a girl wearing a thong (a la the beaches of Florida) or nothing at all...

Not to be confused with vertical smile!

That gal in the thong has the nicest Florida smile I've ever seen in Key West.

by Florida Mark January 16, 2008