surging sanders

Noun. One who cums out of nowhere.

Bernie: I had a hell of a night.
Martin: What happened?
Bernie: I was chilling with Monica and she bent over to get the popcorn bowl.
Martin: What happened then?
Bernie: I was a surging sanders. The ass was too fat.

by The Tall Bear August 23, 2016

kyra sanders

A beautiful young lady that always has fun no matter what she does and how she does it in a smart and intelligent

I would love to be Kyra sanders

by Kayla January 23, 2017

Colonel Sanders

Similar to being the recipient of a Red-Wristed Knuckle Bunny, but with more spit.

"Marty, I think your girlfriend a lot, but you should know she once gave me a Colonel Sanders behind the Captain D's."

by Tivo Del Nato March 9, 2017

Full Sanderson

The act of receiving a standing ovation upon entering any building solely based on the astronomical levels of promiscuity and masculinity that you display. See also power stance

When sandy walked in everyone gave him a full Sanderson for at least 10 minutes before he displayed a power stance.

by Daddy's children June 20, 2017

corey sanderson

A miserably boorish dolt and a narcissistic flea-infested proof that test tube experiments can go horribly wrong.

Ah just go and get a corey sanderson up ya!

by maxwalker June 21, 2017

joseph sanders

a man that met jesus in old times, also a term for oral sex

1: my girl came over and pulled joseph sanders
2: nice

by Dr carrier October 2, 2017

Joseph sanders

He is a thief, a father of 4+, a fagot that likes to take dick in his ass willingly. Don't leave your weed laying around or he will "dip" the fuck out with it and won't come back until he goes to sell it.

Don't be a Joseph Sanders and get every girl in T COUNTY knocked up

by Joseph Sanders hater 69 February 19, 2018