Dutch Slap

A slap that is completely unexpected and uncalled for. The slapper does not need to be provoked in any way, he merely needs to feel the urge to slap someone and then succumb to it. Dutch slaps often occur when the slapper is in mid-conversation with a total dweeb.

Jon: The atmosphere on saturn is made up of three...

Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon hard in the face*

Jon: What the hell was that fo...

Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon even harder*

by steveclarkrocks February 21, 2011

stool slap

the action of eating your own shit, then licking someone

OMG Rebecca just came in from outside and stool slapped the shit out of me!

by kemlebder March 30, 2020

Fat-slap

The act of offering one's seat on public transport (most commonly the Subway) to a lady who appears to be pregnant but who is, as it turns out, just a bit fat.

John: Excuse me ma'am I see you are with child may I offer you my seat?

Natasha: What, bitch? Are you fat-slapping me!? I'm gonna beat yo' sorry ass!

John: Fuck off.

by J-Sox August 2, 2009

sausage slap

when you take your dick and rub oil all over it and put sprinkles on it and whack someone in the face with it

Tyler: March, I'm gonna fucking sausage slap you if you say "I LOVE YOU" to my girlfriend again!
March: Okay.

by i_liek_dem_poniez July 19, 2012

Tribal Slap

Cumming in your hand and slapping your partner in the face leaving a white mark.

Dude, I totally Tribal Slapped this chick last night!

by Booger Balls May 2, 2010

purse slap

A slap with a purse, derived from pimp- and bitch-slaps. Usually performed by bitches, preps and breezahs (dutch preps)in bitch fit, but more and more guys are starting to wear small purses with long straps, making it good for swinging at people.
Usually performed by holding the purse back, then swinging it with full speed for optimal result. Hitting with the big side is easier, but the small side can inflict more damage. So try whatever suits you best next time you got a purse and feel like slapping someone.

Yo, those ho's with a bitch fit are havin' a catfight! They're purse slapping each other to death!

by Sandrino December 24, 2008

Caveman Slap

The act of shitting in the pocket your hand. Followed by you slapping the face of your partner making it look like they've been slapped by a cave man with filthy hands.

"Tilly was extremely upset about the Caveman Slap she had recieved hours earlier because it still smelt horrid."

"Cletus suffered severe cramps from laughing so hard after he slapped Tilly in the face with a handfull of shit, caveman slap style."

by Dal-Dal October 11, 2006