skeet

it comes out of the males penis when having sex. It's the reason girls get pregnant

I skeeted on her last night

by skee-yeet December 13, 2018

Skeet

Skeet is a man that sucks dick all day long and is very ugly

Damn skeet sucking that dick long and hard

by NAmKa April 18, 2017

Calm Your Skeets

Another interesting way to say 'Calm the hell down'

Micheal: -is freaking out over some random unimportant matter-

Brandon: yo, man! Calm your skeets about it!

by SketchB10 January 18, 2012

Skeet

Slang for mosquito.

Hurry, pass me the bug spray.I'm getting hit up by all these nasty skeets !

by tjamnz April 4, 2024

Pete Skeet

The best skeeter to ever lay your eyes on. If you need Pete, he’ll go on and skeet right over to you. Through thick and thin, mainly thick, he will be there for you. Pete will also make you skeet uncontrollably! Also, he’s married to Nev.

Fiona: “Who’s Pete Skeet?”
Tishia: “You Pete? Cause I’m about to skeet.”

by captainjoong January 20, 2022

Graveyard Skeet

A skeet session consisting of Julie's mother as the target. Usually performed after dusk.

Yo dude, lets hit up Julie's mother for a graveyard skeet.

by Bobs son November 4, 2008

Skeet

When someone ejaculates

I'm gonna skeet in your forehead

by Natethegreat177 September 17, 2017