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shooting web

When you're about to cum, then u pull out and go in your hand. Then you throw it in your partner's face with a spider-man like maneuver.
Mark's wife divorced him for shooting web on her sister.
by Segatravises February 2, 2017
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Shookt

~an expression of feeling derived from the word shocked but in gay lingo
can be "shookt" if added with more sass
"im *shookt*"
by stan LOOΠ∆ March 16, 2019
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shit-shooters

A person who mostly engages in casual, meaningless small talk, and little else.

Fake people
"I hate shit-shooters, they're so fake and impersonal"
by irehathsad November 19, 2006
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Cincinnati Tutor Shooter

When after intercourse someone takes a shot out of a used condom.
Dude, you won't believe it. That girl was such a Cincinnati Bengal we talked her into taking a Cincinnati Tutor Shooter.
by Matt and Steph April 8, 2008
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shooting the shit

To conversate with another person about anything.
I was shooting the shit with Bill and found out Jill had the clap!
by Nebula X>>> October 28, 2003
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shooting the shit

Akin to 'shooting the breeze'. Passing time doing nothing in particular.
I'm just sitting here, you know, shooting the shit.
by Stuart October 31, 2003
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shoot the albatross

V.
to bring bad luck by accident/circumstance; to jinx.

Taken from "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner", a narrative poem in which a sailor shoots and kills an albatross, a seabird said to bring good luck to sailors. The killer is cursed to spend eternity wandering the Antarctic Ocean unless he confesses his sin.

He drifts alone for several years, but finally prays for forgiveness and is saved, gaining a respect for God's creation in the process (the moral of the poem).

Invented at Michigan Lutheran High School.
Bob: We lost the football playoffs; who shot the albatross?
Alice: I did; I accidentally spilled some salt at lunch...

Alice: Don't cross your legs when playing poker. That's the poker equivalent of shooting an albatross.

Bob: If you end up on the cover of a Madden game, you'll shoot the albatross, so to speak, and end your career.
by HC Drezz March 23, 2011
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