Rule 11

There is no rule 11

There is no rule 11
See rule 9

by dragonson04 December 9, 2012

Ja rule

1. A fuckin' fuck.

2. A bout of particularly explosive diarrhea.

Fuckin' Ja Drool is a fuckin' fuck.

by someone just ja ruled all over the toilet February 13, 2005

Ja Rule

The proper name for him is Ja Sucks. Did I mention he's a faggot?

Ja Sucks is a gay asshole and deserves to be nuked off the face of the earth.

by Assholes Inc. August 27, 2003

The Golden Rule

It's OK when two men participates in a three-way with only one women.

Women: Hey, boys I want you both
I hope that you think that's cool
I know most guys won't freak together

Men: But she forgot about the Golden Rule
It's OK when it's in a three-way
It's not gay when it's in a three way.

by Turak October 27, 2011

Rule 80

"If it's gonna be hot, you don't need a jacket"

Guy 1 : "Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot !"
Girl 1 : "Then I don't need a jacket"
Guy 1 "Yeah, pretty obvious...have you heard of the rule 80 ?"

by Liatnoo-Cretsim May 24, 2009

Half-plus-seven Rule

A rule the specifies the youngest person that a person of either sex can date without it being inappropriate. The rule is always calculated by the older person's age.

Kristi: I got asked out today by a guy who's 30.

Jason: Well, you are 22 so it fits the half-plus-seven rule...

by Dedao do pe September 23, 2009

Rule 34

If an object can be conjectured, there is porn made of it. If not, then porn will be made of it as soon as someone hears what you are looking for. (see rule 34-B)

Known exceptions are:
Rule 34 itself. You cannot rule 34, rule 34.
Also, abstract ideas may not be rule 34'd, it must be a concrete object or be representable as one.

I call rule 34 on existentialism *wtf*

by FluffyNevyn September 27, 2008