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Robert

A Robert is usually the biggest topkek you can ever witness, despite the fact that he's a fucking bitch
My God, not that Robert guy again. He's gonna be the biggest fucktard again
by Kreyselkeker November 15, 2016
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Robert

Robert is a sexy beast of a sus ass sucking man
uuugh robert sucked my butt of me
by hnjwfeieljoewdjfodse April 27, 2021
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ROBERT

Mom's Sketti
1 Jar Classico mushrooms and ripe olives

1 can Italian stewed tomatoes

1 cup fresh mushrooms

1 can olives, cut up
5 browned Italian sausage links
Italian seasoning
Salt
Throw in a low heat crock pot for at least 12 hours. The longer it cooks, the better it gets. Throw on any pasta you'd like..
Because I fucking love Robert, but I hate fucking eggplant!
by REBel Siren October 20, 2020
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Robert Ford

Goofus of the Goofus and Gallant short stories from the kids Highlights magazines that were out back in the 90's. Neither of the two charcters was superior to the other, but they were clearly different kinds of people.
Robert Ford was a male Goofus, though not all goofuses are male.
by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021
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Robert Smart

Honest to god I hate him and his name, Robert Smart
by Sebastian Jesus Moreno February 12, 2020
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Robert Pattinson

someone:what’s your husbands name again?
Me:Robert Pattinson
by whorefortomriddle November 28, 2020
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