History of the Retard

A collection of the various accounts of retards and stupid people from across the history of the universe.

I was looking at History of the Retard yesterday. Some of the things I found intellectually fascinating was one guy named Dan Recinto and, how he would pee on the toilet seat instead of into it.

by Chidori611 May 20, 2016

retag

When you see a picture of yourself that you untagged or detagged a while ago, and you decide that the picture isn't really all that bad, so you retag it.

I saw that photo of me on the floor like three months ago and untagged it immediately, but I think I'm going to retag it 'cause my dress looks really cute.

by Rachel Berry December 13, 2009

Retardacle

To ask a queston you know has a riduclious answer

That's a retardacle question you retard

by anthony j maguire December 1, 2010

retard

Donald Trump

Trump is a retard

by Aubreezle June 11, 2016

Total Retard

A person who act like a retard, in a total way

This guy is acting like a total retard

by user562 February 14, 2017

retard

Someone who was dropped on their head when he/she was a baby.

You: I got dropped on my head when I was 6 months old.
Me: You're a retard.

by Wills0 May 22, 2009

retard magnet

A person who attracts people who behave badly.

Shopping with her is hard, she is such a retard magnet.

by Mama Bear33 November 28, 2009