I'll put it in my memoirs.

A snarky expression to mock someone for saying something uninteresting or that adds zero value to the conversation.

Flo: I ran 10 miles yesterday!
Joe: Great, I'll put it in my memoirs.

by guacamole face March 4, 2017

That put the wood in your pecker

That gave you an erection,something that excites you,

Took my kid for his first race down 1/4 mile drag race, turned to him and said "That put the wood in your pecker"

by MMcGowan September 20, 2012

put the pussy on the chain wax

trying to force a newly made up inside joke

Kevin: Yo that shit was Papatastisch!

John: Don't put the pussy on the chain wax ...

Kevin: Why do you care so much?

by incubiYantraRod August 23, 2023

Put One Up Top

To take a dump in the tank part of a toilet. Usually done as a sick prank or a means of revenge

John totally dissed me so I went to his bathroom and Put One Up Top!!!

by R-Dickulous October 18, 2020

I'll put a tail on you

To fuck someone from behind . Can be used as a chat up line or as a warning / threat .

Girl : hey wanna come over tonight ??

Boy : yea - ill put a tail on you girl

Bouncer : your too drunk , your not coming in

Customer : shut up ya dull cunt - I'll put a tail on you !!

by Gazza October 4, 2016

I put that shit on everything

Definition: a profession of absolute honesty from one person to another. It is a variation of the phrase, "I put that shit on everything that I love."

Origin: Unknown. However, the phrase is extremely popular in the Southeastern United States, particularly in Mississippi, Alabama, and Louisana. Since hot sauce (or pepper sauce) is so popular in these states, hot sauce manufacturer, Frank's Red Hot, uses it as their official slogan.

Variations:
"On God"
"On everything"
"Put that on something"
"I put that on my momma/grandmomma"

Me: Bro, I don't know what happened to your wallet.
You: I don't believe you. I think you're lying...
Me: I don't have it, serious. I PUT THAT SHIT ON EVERYTHING!

by thetillmansneakerreview January 30, 2021

putting pennies in the pound jar

Making a very small or worthless contribution (see also: putting dimes in the dollar jar for American)

She might as well be putting pennies in the pound jar with the help she's contributing.

by Ellgrace June 23, 2020