Person 1: Yeah, I am pretty awesome at soccer, after saving all of those goals.
Person 2: That, or you have some good defenders.
Person 1: Hey, hey...just let me pump my tires, okay?
Person 2: That, or you have some good defenders.
Person 1: Hey, hey...just let me pump my tires, okay?
by WingustheDingus April 4, 2015
Get the Pump My Tiresmug. 1. A common expression for when a man slowly inserts his penis into a woman's vagina and after full penetration holds thrust for a full ten second count while staring deeply into "his" women's eyes before reverse thrusting as fast as humanly possible without ejaculating.
2. When a woman is begging for a penis, so you tease her with one single pump, for a solid 10 seconds.
3. The act of a man tricking a woman into believing he is going to have sex with her only to pull out after a single ten second thrust.
4. The daring action of a one pump chump
5. The pregame ritual made famous by the 2009 undefeated championship Terriers wiffleball team
2. When a woman is begging for a penis, so you tease her with one single pump, for a solid 10 seconds.
3. The act of a man tricking a woman into believing he is going to have sex with her only to pull out after a single ten second thrust.
4. The daring action of a one pump chump
5. The pregame ritual made famous by the 2009 undefeated championship Terriers wiffleball team
1. Neil: Were you wearing your swishy pants last night?
Marty: Yeah, best decision I've ever made!
Neil: Why is that?
Marty: Cuz she was BEGGING for it
Neil: Did you give it to her?
Marty: I held in there for ten full seconds
Neil: Wow you must be a legend...that's gotta be the longest anyones ever one pumped a girl
Marty: Well lets just say no woman can resist the feeling of a Marty pump-fake.
2. Never Marty pump-fake a girl from the bottom, I unfortunately found out the hard way.
3. Big D: I Marty pump-faked the shit out of her...right in the assss!
4. Erick: Did you bring condoms to the party?
Nick: No of course not, what do I look like a fag?
Erick: That doesn't sound safe
Nick: Don't worry I pull out I just give her the old Marty pump-fake...
Erick: Oh the old Marty pump-fake, safest sex practice known to man
Marty: Yeah, best decision I've ever made!
Neil: Why is that?
Marty: Cuz she was BEGGING for it
Neil: Did you give it to her?
Marty: I held in there for ten full seconds
Neil: Wow you must be a legend...that's gotta be the longest anyones ever one pumped a girl
Marty: Well lets just say no woman can resist the feeling of a Marty pump-fake.
2. Never Marty pump-fake a girl from the bottom, I unfortunately found out the hard way.
3. Big D: I Marty pump-faked the shit out of her...right in the assss!
4. Erick: Did you bring condoms to the party?
Nick: No of course not, what do I look like a fag?
Erick: That doesn't sound safe
Nick: Don't worry I pull out I just give her the old Marty pump-fake...
Erick: Oh the old Marty pump-fake, safest sex practice known to man
by Terriers2009 January 7, 2013
Get the Marty pump-fakemug. by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
Get the pump a plump lumpmug. Cum-based tooth paste
Person 1- "Your teeth are looking really bright lately."
Person 2- "Thanks, I've been using Pump n' Stuff."
Person 2- "Thanks, I've been using Pump n' Stuff."
by ModerateJoker January 9, 2011
Get the Pump n' Stuffmug. Miranda: How wasn’t last night with chase
Chole: it was terrible he was a 2 pump chump
Miranda: dam that sucks
Chole: it was terrible he was a 2 pump chump
Miranda: dam that sucks
by Rca1021 February 3, 2020
Get the 2 Pump Chumpmug. by dummolovesyou September 11, 2018
Get the pumped up kicksmug. Having sex with a woman. Enthusiastically pumping away at her vagina. You know when shes full, she starts squeaking out fanny farts.
Can also use pumping up the, girlfriend/wife/etc.
Can also use pumping up the, girlfriend/wife/etc.
by Badmojo January 18, 2009
Get the Pumping up the womanmug.