Glazed pork sword

When you have a fat bitch suck the glazed donuts off of your erect penis. It is important to stipulate the brand of donut does not matter as long as the donut is glazed and so is the fat bitch

Me and My homie where discussing last nights events when the subject of Darrel fat girlfriend giving me a glazed pork sword came to light.

by Dingdonkkingkong November 23, 2020

Pork Chop

A slang for "ugly girl". Widely used in Hongkong.

A: You're hitting on her?
B: Nah. Not my type. She's a pork chop.

by excruxx October 2, 2019

Pulled Pork

Pulled Pork (or PP) is when your friends get drunk and dare you to have a BJ with a turtle. The hospital is overflowing with drunk idiots with missing wieners. Do not attempt this IRL

Billy: "Did you hear about Alex, he's in the hospital. Nurse said the Diagnosis was Pulled Pork or something
Joe: "I'm not that hungry"
Billy: "no, as in a red snapper ripped off his junk mid act. That's the last time Jason goes to the bar with us.
(Jason walks in)
J: "What's up"
(Jason's bags are thrown out and the door is slammed in his face)

by I h8 nes November 24, 2022

trailer pork

The act of having sex in a trailer park, often preformed by rednecks.

"Did you and your cousin have a good trailer pork?"

by SaggyButternubs February 2, 2017

Pesky pork chopper

A police helicopter flying and circling overhead

A&B carrying a ladder across a field when A hears and sees it.

"Sh*t, it's a pesky pork chopper!"

"F*ck...get down and don't move"

Also heard in cypress hill song "Dr GreenThumb"

by Knobbyhedgeend August 30, 2013

Porked

When a male is fucking another person, and when they're about to cum they say " oink oink" or squeal like a pig ( each to their own) and as the partner looks up at you, you whisper " did you like my pork sausage"

Jesse: I porked my girl lastnight

George: oh really bro did she like your pork sausage

by Jesus the King May 7, 2016

Pork

Pork ... If you call someone a pork, you think that they are unpleasant in some way, especially that they are greedy or unkind.

transitive Vulgar Slang. To engage in sexual intercourse with (another). Used especially of a man. Origin of pork. Middle English from Old French porc pig from Latin porcus ; see porko- in Indo-European roots.

Come here pork.
Go away pork.
Shut up pork.

by #shrek.party December 12, 2019