flag pole

An anal retentive person; A person who has a pole up their ass.

My professor won't let you into the class, five minutes after class has started. He is such a flag pole.

by Brown Eyed Girl June 4, 2005

Pole Smoker

A smoking hot stripper who can work the pole

Throw that pole smoker a dollar!

by smilegirl April 9, 2008

dirty pole

Funky ass Graphic Design

Man, that piece was a dirty pole.

by DB August 6, 2003

scrotum pole

A term used to refer to the 'peentis' -- the other definition of this word is obviously incorrect and/or queer.

I have a ginormous scrotum pole.

by Chris P. Johnson December 22, 2003

Lemon Pledge

Something which is lacking in things that are lame, crap, poor or weak, and would be less so if more of it was applied.

"This sandwich needs more lemon pledge"

"Our team could have won, they just needed a bit more lemon pledge"

"You might be able to get a girlfriend, you had more lemon pledge"

"We need more lemon pledge"

by munkeemanometal September 6, 2012

Lemon Pledge

A person who constantly cleans off counter tops with any form of anti-bacterial solution for the purpose of killing boredom as well as germs and infestation.

Josh "we need more Lemon Pledge" Wray

by DrMeathammer January 28, 2010

polecat

1. A large redneck geek that loves to eat fried gizzards and drinks Wild Turkey and Hires Root beer mixed.

2. A north-european black-footed ferret.

I saw Polecat piss off a balcony.

That polecat pissed in my drink!

by Polecat September 14, 2004