Pit Cricket

A Pit cricket is a close relative to the mud cricket and buckle bunnies. Typically found at races in the pits hanging around different drivers from different categories. Normally tries to sleep with 1st place drivers.

Well shit look at that pit cricket at it again, that’s the fourth driver I’ve seen her give her number to.

by Coochiemayne October 13, 2020

Pit Panicked

A person feeling like they have so much panic inside of them that it could fill a pit.

Being panicked over something, overly anxious.

Dude 1: Woah man, chill out
Dude 2: I can't bro, I'm just pit panicked right now

by kurrishten November 5, 2012

Pit Cans

A man or woman that is so obese that their moobs or breasts are under their armpits.

That fat fuck has pit cans!

by them00se July 22, 2012

Whisker Pit

A vagina.

I'm touching my whisker pit.

by Bob-mcflay August 27, 2013

Crotch Pit

see TAINT

" I need to take a shower cause my crotch pit is smelling ripe."

by cragain May 27, 2012

Attention Mosh Pit

When with a group of 2 or more puppies, the event that occurs when they all vie for one's attention. When petting one dog, the other(s) climb on top of, nip, or otherwise hurt the first puppy, desperate for the attention of the person.

I was petting one of the puppies from Jade's litter when it turned in to an attention mosh pit - all the other puppies began fighting each other to be petted.

by I'm Really Not Okay July 4, 2011

Fag Pit

A shallow indentation in the Earth around which the boys of my elementary school would stand, and attempt to throw each other into. Anyone who enters the out is instantly derided as a "fag"

"Steven got thrown in the fag pit! Ha ha what a fag!"

by shmalphy February 11, 2023