swiss piss

(as a man) to pee sitting down so that noise is minimized

A reference to Switzerland's ban on peeing standing up after 10 P.M due to noise complaints by neighbors.

Since I didn't want to wake up my tired father, who would beat me if I ever did, I took a swiss piss that night to avoid any sound.

by Delfinite June 2, 2022

Mc pissed

General frustration at any part of macdonalds service, food, or even the way food falls onto your carpet or crotch while arranging it after going through drivethrough.

*after ordering 6 mcnuggets and getting 4*

I'M Mc PISSED!!!

*a mcflurry falls into your crotch after taking it from the person, with nowhere solid to place it while you slowly roll down the alley towards traffic*

THIS IS MCPISSING ME OFF!

by Ryan_T January 5, 2009

Piss-Pocketing

The art of stealthily putting your dick in someones pocket and urinating in it.
Basically pick-pocketing but in stead of stealing, you're giving them something

Man, the bus was super crowded today, AND some bastard piss-pocketed me! (Piss-Pocketing)

by UglyBagel May 20, 2021

Piss Rinse

Rinsing cum off a bitch with your piss.

Bitch, you getting a good Piss Rinse after those ropes.

by Progressive Pete May 14, 2020

massive piss

when you take an absolutely humongous piss. just so huge and thorough. like totally giant and stuff.

just took a massive piss, dni

by Megacheese69420 April 22, 2023

Devil's Piss

Coffee. Especially dark coffee with no sugar.

I'm going to make a quick brew of devil's piss.

by The Definer. June 9, 2023

Piss-Waffle

A Derogatory term towards Americans, a mockery of 2 stereotypical favorites of Americans. "Piss" is referring to Piss Water or watered down beer, while the "Waffle" is referring to how most people in political power flip sides as easily as a Waffle for nothing more than gaining political favor.

"Oh great, here he is..." - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
"Oh, hello there, my name is--" - Politician in Washington D.C.
"NOPE! Fuck off ya Piss-Waffle!" - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.

by ST0N3D_Y0G1 January 18, 2023