Shitty pillow case

When your flatmate breaks in to everyone's room to leave shits in mysterious places, you then respond by taking a shitty pillow case and beating them with it. Thus a shitty pillow case

Had a right shitty pillow case roommate moment last night.

by Dick sleve October 8, 2018

pillowitis

Damage to your neck and shoulder from sleeping on a bad pillow.

My massage therapists says my neck is wrecked, and it's from pillowitis.

by Your friendly n'hood spiderman January 10, 2024

Shitter Pillow

Buttocks.

Gluteus Maximus.

Damn, she has a fluffy shitter pillow!

by joetoe November 24, 2021

Big Pillow

"I only have my big pillow" -Having to comfort yourself alone, without anyone to depend on.

"I want a Big pillow" - Longing for solace and support from others, yet failing to find it due to the realization that no one can provide you with the same comfort and validation that you give to yourself.

"Big pillow" - The yearning to escape the harsh reality, to curl up with soft and fluffy Big pillows, and to simply close your eyes and float away forever.

"I only have my big pillow with me" "Everytime things get rough, I'll always have my Big Pillow to cling on and myself to comfort..."

by Darcnonimous November 21, 2023

Pillow flap

Used to describe people who deemed successful despite being perpetually wrong about everything in their own field of expertise.

That stock analyst on CNBC has been saying Tesla stock is worth $20 for years, but it’s currently at $2,000 per share. What a pillow flap.

by Timmy894 January 11, 2022

Bitch Pillow

A human commodity in jail or prison, used for the purpose of one's enjoyment.

I'll trade you my Bitch Pillow for some of your commissary
I'd make her a Bitch Pillow for a cell phone
He can be my Bitch Pillow anytime

by Evil Devil Monkey June 25, 2015

pillow plumping

The Act of smacking the booty so hard it swells due to the hand print left

Hey man, I hear Issy loves pillow plumping

by DankDefinitions115 October 8, 2017