dookie pillow

The act of filling the toilet with a pillow of TP, so that anyone nearby can not hear as your shit makes a slam dunk into the toilet.

“If you don’t want people to know you’re shitting, make a dookie pillow before you squat”

by Hmmmmhuhwhat? May 09, 2022

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Second use for a pillow

What, did it not work? Well, that was a tip for guys with small dicks anyways... So that means...

Hym "You walked right into my trap crad! I actively size-specific sex tips and destroy your continuous spell card 'fat-cock self-preservation!' And now, without your continuous spell card to protect your fat-cocked fiancée, I can destroy him on my next turn! FAT-COCK GENOCIDER ATTACK! MAXIMUM RADIANT ERASURE!! Now you see the TRUE second use for a pillow! Exposing fat-cock lovers!"

by Hym Iam April 16, 2024

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2nd use for a pillow

Sex.

Hym "No, not having sex with the pillow you stupid bitch. You put it underneath your ass use it to prop up (much like woman are in society) your lower half further up off the bed to get a wider range of motion (for thrusting) and a better angle on the box. Ya know? So, if you're like, fucking a fattie on an old mattress that has worn down springs in the center... That will help with that... So, yeah... That's 2nd use for a pillow... So, uh... What's this about a beach? You got an Instagram or something? What's going on there?"

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

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