Justin: bro my girls got a phat puss puss rn
Me: did I ask fucktard?
Justin: yea I fucked her right in the pussy
Me: did I ask fucktard?
Justin: yea I fucked her right in the pussy
by Justin is cracked January 19, 2021
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Man, She had my head locked between those thighs until I got cookie-puss all the way to my hair line!
Q Did you have cookie puss?
A. No, why?
Because you have PUSSY CRUMBS all over your face! You look like a damn leper!
Q Did you have cookie puss?
A. No, why?
Because you have PUSSY CRUMBS all over your face! You look like a damn leper!
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Said the children
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Said The Children
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Said Donny
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Said The Children
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