Poose

(pôô-­ss)
1. The slang term used to describe the byproduct of when one is emitting fecal matter from their rectum, at the same time as they are releasing urine. It is derived from the combination of the slang terms, "poot" and "piss".

1. "Man, Elaine left some rank poose in your toilet"
2. "I got so scared, that I poosed my pants"

by Geoffrey Arkansas October 5, 2006

poser

commonly used in the skate world
someone who cant be kool
so they just follow what the kool people do
and hope it works for them

IN SKATEN THERE IS A BIIIIGGGG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
BEGINNERS AND POSERS... im just to lazy to explain it
i tend to call them faggots

someone who buys a skateboard... and couldnt ride it if they tried just carry it around to look kool

poser goth who wheres all black all the time and thinks they have to hate everything

anyone who calls themselves SCENE... basicly poser emos

by my first job... was a blowjob September 17, 2006

Poosed

To be poosed is to have an unwelcome guest enter your room, and akwardly stand until they realize they are not welcome in your room.

Guy 1: "Yo dude I was just chillin in my room and I totally got poosed"
Guy 2: "wow bro that sucks, he got me too like five minutes ago"

by winbro December 8, 2009

poseriffic

A term used by non posers to make fun of posers like converse and vans rip offs are poseriffic

Poser: Like if i like dye my hair black and like wear my like skate shoes and like wear my like west fortynine tees i would be like so totaly like punk goth
Me : That is like a totaly poseriffic idea!

by Ricki Lee September 25, 2005

popsexual

Also known as "scene", popsexual is a teenage trend. Kids following this trend are not difficult to find, mostly because they insist on being the center of attention. They love big bright fake hair and whatever sells at Hot Topic. These kids are brighter than a box of highlighters and usually covered in piercings.

The teenagers you see in Hot Topic that look like they got shit on by a rainbow.

Parent: Why in the name of arse do you want thirty different colours in your hair?!
Popsex teen: Because it's popsexual, duh!

by Loulou Brutal October 7, 2008

Come Pause Act

The AOCP that demands all people pause in their speech for a significant period of time after use of the words "come", "coming" and "came".

"how will you come...over to them"
"he came...over to us"
"were you coming...when this happened?"
"have you heard of the crazy Come Pause Act; it's all the rage in Wiltshire"

by The L Team March 4, 2008

Ceiling Pose

A pose commonly used on Myspace.

1. Take your camera, point it toward your fat face, and use that chubby arm to lift it up a little above your head, still keeping aim on your face.

2. Stare those dead eyes up at the ceiling (preferably to the left or right)

3.Now for the tricky part: puff those chappy lips in a kiss pose.

EXTRA: If you really want to get advanced, hold up a peace sign!

Leah was trying to pull of the ceiling pose in one of her myspace pics, but her double chin kept getting in the way.

by Taylor the Terrible December 29, 2008