Pork clarinet

a penis

"I'm going home to watch porn. I'll play a tune on my pork clarinet."

by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024

Pussy Pork

White girl’s roast beef

Frank was munching shorties ass and got a whiff of that pussy pork

by Burgah slayer March 24, 2024

Pork Pistol

Another way of saying hotdog

I’m over here chomping on a pork pistol and suckling on a bevvie

by Haunter_093 September 22, 2025

Porky Pork

A person with an extremely large head, both physically and metaphorically. Resembling a pig.

That guy thinks he's cool but I find him so pigheaded. He's Porky Pork

by ShamimaLegend September 29, 2025

Pork snorkel

When you perform cunnilingus on a woman at such a depth, and for such a considerable duration that a flexible drinking straw is required to be used as a temporary snorkel to provide oxygen and prevent asphyxiation.

My girlfriend wants me to go down on her with considerable vigour for over an hour, I’m gonna need a pork snorkel to get out alive!

by Leonardo da finchy October 15, 2025

Pork Pickle

A hotdog

Person 1: Aye lemme get a pork pickle

Person 2: A what?

Person 1: A pork pickle

by Grandmaster Glick October 25, 2025

The Pork Snorkle

The Pork Snorkle: To put your meat in a Snorkle. Then you take the wheel from that point forward

Damn bro I got my pork in a Snorkle call that shit The Pork Snorkle

by Latinabootylover62 October 28, 2025