Official member of the OLDS who doesn't really get jokes or have much to contribute. Highly emotional.
You were such a Derek Owens last night when you lost the ability to understand sarcasm and yelled at those kids at the movies for making too much noise.
by burgestar January 20, 2015
Get the Derek Owensmug. Pretty person: Oh my god I don’t know the answer to this problem. Arandom Owen from the classroom: The answer is 2!!
Pretty person: thank you, now what’s the answer to this?
Pretty person: thank you, now what’s the answer to this?
by odoggy February 26, 2019
Get the Owenmug. 
A guy who sits in his room playing xbox and screans at anyone who opens the door. He trys to get girls on xbox to give him a BJ but always gets dejected and reported. Whenever the wifi goes bad he runs around the house kicking and screaming at everything.
by Royaltheft851 May 10, 2018
Get the Owen Germanymug. A sweet caring boy he usually is always cracking jokes and having a laugh but deep down they have insecurities and self doubts if you ever come across an owen make sure to befriend them he will always be there to support you and be there for you also he is a sucker for video games .
My friend owen is my best friend
by The ultimate cheese ball November 11, 2020
Get the Owenmug. Usually bisexual people, Owen Graydons will try to lie their way out of anything and fail miserably at it. Tall, dark haired figures who smell quite bad and wear hand me downs - Owen Graydons are NOT the people you want to be around!
Connor: Did you hear about the guy going 300km in a 100km zone??!!!!
Liam: I did hear that! But i also heard Owen Graydon said it.
Connor: OH well that makes sense, it was just a lie!
Liam: I did hear that! But i also heard Owen Graydon said it.
Connor: OH well that makes sense, it was just a lie!
by Mike Conlee October 29, 2021
Get the Owen Graydonmug. by Joeslefttoenail March 25, 2022
Get the Owen Jonesmug.