baby giraffing

When one is so intoxicated that their walking ressembles that of a newborn baby giraffe; typically witnessed when college sorority girls in unusually high heels try to leave (i.e. stumble from) the bar after a night of frinks

"Man did you see Karah last night?! She was baby giraffing the whole way to the car!!"

by pbstell April 14, 2014

Puta babies

Young individual whose parents had to go online to figure out how to make a baby.

We've got a whole generation of puta babies who are so retarded their parents had to use a com-puta to figure out whose hole to put the jizz in!

by MotorMasticator August 29, 2017

baby stud

a lesbian who labels herself as a stud or masculine female but only wears nike headbands & sags in tight girl jeans

Idk why you miss her she was a baby stud lmao

by myoppsdead October 1, 2022

Baby-table

noun. A sexual position in which a baby is used as male contraception.

Person 1: I ran out of condoms last night so I gave Susan the ol' "Baby-table".
Person 2: How'd she take it?
Person 1: Pretty hard.

by The_Fruggle_Bunny November 2, 2021

Cider baby

ring of fat gained from excessive drinking of cider, a version or the "beer belly" but for somebody who drinks dump loads of cider, booya

dave " went home with that chick from the bar last night"
dean "oh saweet, how did it go?"
dave" started pretty good, had to leave early tho cause when i was feelin her tits up it turns out i was actually nursing her cider baby"
dean "aww gutted mate"

by neil jordan February 16, 2009

Durr Baby

A child born between two blood relatives (usually cousins) that has a birth defect as a result of incest.

Make sure to wear a condom when you fuck your cousin. I don't want you to have a durr baby.

by Packedpower27 September 27, 2023

Baby Arming

the act of nursing your beer or drink of choice for far too long.
similar to cheryling

Hey Cheryl quit baby arming that shit, its getting warm!

Jon your baby arming ways are making you feminine.

by MitchNBrando November 7, 2011