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No fines, summonses, or restraining orders

What you humorously tell anyone else who happens to be present when you sift through your morning mail. Usually a "grim grins" way of saying that you merely received junk mail.
Saying, "No fines, summonses, or restraining orders" is a more entertaining way of informing others that there's nothing of value/interest in the mail, instead of merely saying, "Garbage... garbage... garbage..." as you systematically flip through one mail-piece after another before finally tossing da entire 0%!$@#!& stack in da recycle-bin.
by QuacksO September 15, 2018
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Her, wirf Hirn Vom Himmel. Oder steine haupsache Herr trift

Lord, throw so brains from the heavens. (Or stones as long as he hits his mark)
1: Hitler was okay
2:Her, wirf Hirn Vom Himmel. Oder steine haupsache Herr trift
by Lord Mj May 26, 2022
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