Fat Noodle

Extremely wide penis considered to be a myth originating from Outer Mongolia. This elusive create has never been documented or photographed.

Hey lady check out this Fat Noodle.

by FunBuck August 19, 2008

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Good noodles

A phrase typicaly used for some good fucking food, and does not actually NEED to be some saucy ramen noodles. Has orgin in the rap culture

My mom: We are eating mushroom Soup for dinner
Me: SHUT up mummer, WE only EATIN good noodles tonight

by Herbodoodle January 28, 2018

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Possibly one of the stupidest but funniest things known to man. It's right up there with Napoleon Dynamite. It's mostly about a stick figure who walks around yelling things at people. It's written by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, which is written by Jhonen Vasquez.

"I fly like Wilma."
"You deny me freshmaker?!?!"

by Morbid x Curiousity April 20, 2005

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Russian Noodle Salad

Eating the mixture of pubic hairs and dried semen from your sexual partner's under-carriage.

"Oh God, eat my Russian Noodle Salad before I blow my steaming load all over your sheep!"

by Pip April 28, 2003

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Pot noodle wank

Pot noodle wank, a pot noodle wank is when your bird goes out for a steak dinner, and leaves you home alone to fend for yourself, thus leaving oneself lonely and hungry with the only option of a Pot Noodle Wank.

Liam: what you doing for tea tonight Tweed?
Tweed: Well, Laura’s gone out for dinner with friends, looks like it’s Pot Noodle Wank and maybes a cry for me tonight.

Liam: is there room for one more?

by Ashweehehe July 31, 2019

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