ninja pacifier

The ninja pacifier is an engineering marvel created by Tyler Blevins.
"Ninja pacifiers. I want your babies sucking on that."
by big nuts 700 November 09, 2020
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gchat ninja

One who consistently maintains his or her gchat status as invisible in order to 1. avoid unwanted chatting and/or 2. prevent others from knowing he or she is online, yet regularly initiates conversations with others when he or she feels up for it.
Caitlin hates unnecessary chatting and people knowing where she is, even when she's checking her gmail account. She is such a gchat ninja.
by mez337 February 28, 2010
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Ninja Mask

To don a woman's panties over your face, so as to look like a ninja. Typically after she has worn them.
While I was fucking Laurie, I grabbed her panties and wore them like a ninja mask, gave it to her from behind, like a ninja!
by Wolf Whitman November 24, 2014
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Ninja Pubes

Ninja pubes is somone who has very little pubes , it's ninja pubes cause you can't see ninjas very well.
by Harry Bee January 14, 2009
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Filth Ninja

Devious, sexual predator with very few known limits
i went back with a girl i met in the pub and she nailed my ball sack to the bed post, she was a right filth ninja
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toilet ninja

A person who is unbelievably quite when using a restroom.
Hey man, have you ever notiched how Zack is total toilet ninja?
by PhilipSkovgaard April 01, 2009
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Ninja Pooper

A stealthy ninja who poops in the toilet while someone else is using the shower. The ninja pooper then leaves it there with the lid open and exits without making a sound. They are now perplexed at whether they forgot to flush or even went poop at all.
While someone is using the shower, a ninja pooper silently walks in and takes the browns to the superbowl without them knowing. You then proceed to exit the room without flushing to confuse the other person as to whether they forgot to flush or even went poop at all. Priceless.
by Sixshot891 July 06, 2011
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