Filth Ninja

Devious, sexual predator with very few known limits

i went back with a girl i met in the pub and she nailed my ball sack to the bed post, she was a right filth ninja

by the filth ninja's assistant May 13, 2009

Ninja Mask

To don a woman's panties over your face, so as to look like a ninja. Typically after she has worn them.

While I was fucking Laurie, I grabbed her panties and wore them like a ninja mask, gave it to her from behind, like a ninja!

by Wolf Whitman November 23, 2014

Brown Ninja

Someone who sneaks into a residence in which the dweller lives by themself, then deficates in their toilet leaving no visable toilet paper and then does not flush.

Jessie got home to her apartment after a long day at work. She stepped into the bathroom to take a shower when she spotted the foreign monster in the toilet bowl... she knew then the brown ninja had struck again.

by dsackaroo January 23, 2013

ninja pacifier

The ninja pacifier is an engineering marvel created by Tyler Blevins.

"Ninja pacifiers. I want your babies sucking on that."

by big nuts 700 November 8, 2020

Tech Ninja

The title given to the Asian guy you work with who is responsible for fixing the computer problems of his incompetent coworkers even though it isn't in his job description.

Damnit this printer won't print...TECH NINJA...I need your help.

by Incompetent non-Asian coworker November 1, 2012

Ninja Pubes

Ninja pubes is somone who has very little pubes , it's ninja pubes cause you can't see ninjas very well.

"wow look at those cunning ninja pubes"

by Harry Bee January 15, 2009

the ninjas again

As in " I think its those ninjas"; finely honed deduction; a proclamation of the usual suspects.

"I think its those ninjas"
"Well, i agree it must be the ninjas again."

by Marzipan March 26, 2003