Big Trucks, Small dicks, more abortions than the pre natal test for Down syndrome, local drunks who can’t fight and the occasional MIlF with a bald husband who’s to bud lights away from a domestic.
New Tecumseth is fucked, but cedar kitchen is pretty tight and the movie theatre seats go dummy hard
by Binker Gnarlow August 13, 2020
Get the New Tecumsethmug. The least populated and least popular American state, having a few hundred people it was the birthplace of the misiveria founder and Geronimo Stilton
Person:Have you seen the news about New Montario? Person2: No,what is that place Person:Its where the Misiveria founder was born Person2:oh ok
by thenoneperson November 6, 2022
Get the New Montariomug. by NEWAWAKEN October 27, 2019
Get the New Awakenmug. A New Mexican éclair, a tortilla fried in butter with cinnamon and sugar sprinkled on top. Then you roll the tortilla up and cut it, making tiny cinnamon rolls. Makes a fun snack and great for parties.
It's a similar process as making cinnamon rolls except with a tortilla.Yum, this New Mexiclaire is better than sex in my mouth!!
by arianatweezerfingers September 11, 2013
Get the New Mexiclairemug. Someone who says inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic statements in a news broadcast or at least on television or radio broadcasts, with the primary intent of provoking listeners into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion. This is done to distract from the actual issues and to get the News Troll's name repeated in other news forums or shows in order to remain relevant and to sell their books to their listening audience, the people who want to believe that the ridiculous things that News Trolls state are true .
News Trolls like Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Shawn Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, or other supposed "news" media commentators that actually spread propaganda and misinformation campaigns instead of actual news stories for people that don't consider reality good enough for them and/or believe that critical thinking and facts are either "liberal biased", or "left wing". Anyone trying to instill fear, anger, or distract from the real issues of the day is a News Troll.
by Arizona Mildman September 9, 2013
Get the news trollmug. A person who feels the need to share breaking news on social media, oblivious to the fact that we’re already on social media and have our own news feeds.
Marcia is a consistent news echo, she must not have worked out that we already know about her posts of redundancy.
by Useyournoggin November 3, 2019
Get the News echomug. When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?
person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
Get the eBay-newmug.