The act of masterbaition followed by immedite snooze, or slumber. Mostly done after intense workout or at bed time.
When Charlie got done rapping in zombies, he decided to Jerk N Snooze for a bit before going to the club.
by GangUVHoes February 11, 2011
n.(rub-en-tug)
a massage parlor where a gentleman goes for a massage (rub) and hand release(tug); see rub and tug, see also happy ending
a massage parlor where a gentleman goes for a massage (rub) and hand release(tug); see rub and tug, see also happy ending
by A Guy Named Gal March 22, 2005
A noun that refers to a sexy girl, that is more than likely off limits, or trouble, for one reason or another. Comes from the Idea that chicken and milk steroids give hotties a apple bottom and nice breasts
by Preacher311 January 29, 2008
by John Lefoot July 28, 2006
When you are giving your cock a vigorous wank and you have a sexual partner lovingly, but repeatedly and firmly, spanking your dangling ballsack at the same time. Ideally, the wank and the spank are performed in synchronized fashion.
I was giving myself a old fashioned wank when my girl walked in. She helped finish me off with a wank n’ spank. My balls are sore as hell.
by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2018
this is the past tense of wake and bake, where one proceeds to smoke right after waking up in the morning.
by zachman4589 November 27, 2009
a priceless gift to give your girl on any occasion.
Steps:
1. cut a hole in the box
2. Put your junk in the box
3. Make her open the box
Steps:
1. cut a hole in the box
2. Put your junk in the box
3. Make her open the box
by Leonidis July 11, 2008