Moisture

MOOOOOOOOIST

Moistured dad
Wet grandad
Soaked uncle
Saturated aunt
Soggy mum
Juice covered cousin

by Vonscrunchyplump November 27, 2017

Moist bagel

A very moist person who get ass all the time a.k.a booty eater

Jim is so cool and sexy he is like a moist bagel.

by MoistBagelLover December 18, 2017

mashing moisties

A slang term for intercourse, although certain regional uses may reference kissing.

We were mashing moisties last night, even though she has a boyfriend.

by Zachary Gottlieb December 9, 2008

Mahua Moitra

A Bong-smoking-bong. Supports Mamata Banerjee because she pays her. E-Tard. She/Her/He/Him.

Mahua ka Moitra peeke aaya hai kya? Mahua Moitra

by Tatya Vinchu April 14, 2021

moish

A big feller! Also a very huggable bear.

Oish oish oish! My my my, that Moish sure is one large bear!

by Ronald Jackson October 23, 2004

Moid

A short version of the term ‘Mongoloid’, which is a derogatory term for someone who is stupid or mentally challenged.

Tom is a Moid

by Dordracio October 29, 2020

Des Moines

Ever wanted to live in a city where you feel insignificant and significant at the same time?

Ever wanted to live in a city where people aren't exactly arrogant and condescending specifically towards you but rather everyone?

Ever wanted to live in a city where nothing happens?

Well, this city is just for you.

Guy 1: "Dude, I gotta go back to Des Moines this weekend."

Guy 2: "Good luck, let's hope you don't die of bordem."

by promeaire February 4, 2013