Michael

Trash at fortnite. Sucks at sucking cock. Likes to jack off to the Zoey skin.

Hey look at that it's a Michael.

by Mrballsacktitlover October 29, 2018

Michael

A retarded, autistic, asshole who is gay.

Jonny: wow who's that autistic kid

Dylan: oh, that,s just michael dont pay attention to him

by srm drrd May 10, 2019

Michael

A really gay boy. Usually ginger. Just all round queer. Shite at football. Once ww a boy

Oh look at Michael he’s going with a boy again.

by Turd mister 69 69 69 November 5, 2018

Michael

One Jolly BOI

John:Hey Santa you are such a Michael

Santa: Thanks my dude

by Mwilley June 17, 2018

Michael

A silent, muscular man who adores his little sister. He ranges between 6-7 feet tall and goes all out for Halloween. He can usually be accompliced by his niece, Michelle. Whom finds the world a very odd place.

Hey Michael, what would you like for dinner?
Michael: ...
Thats ok Michael, i'll figure it out for you.

by michellenelson19 November 2, 2019

Michael

a kid that has a dad who for some reason became a meme

Mason: have you seen michaels dad?
Sam: yeah..
Mason: lol hes a meme now

by cornershop12 May 8, 2018

Michael

To push large foreign object up ones private areas repetitively

Come here Gavin I'm going to michael your ass latah nibbah

by Natecruz July 20, 2019