Mexican Sarlacc

A toothy blow job from an individual who's mouth is full of hot sauce.

Bruh, they still had hot sauce in their mouth from the tacos when they gave me head, it was like a mexican sarlacc- spicy and toothy.

by Hexx Starcraft February 20, 2022

mexican forearm

A large dump caused by eating too many tamales

I ate 6 tamales and had a dump so large it looked like a Mexican forearm

by Az refer man March 23, 2017

mexican velcro

A very bad sunburn on ones inner thighs that causes your legs to stick together causing extreme pain when pulling them apart.

While on vacation in Mexico, I got the worst case of Mexican Velcro. I needed a bottle of aloe and the jaws of life to get my legs apart.

by gamoson May 4, 2013

Travis The Mexican

Arms dealer, Drug dealer, Cartel stick up crew leader, and a taco vendor.

I saw Travis The Mexican.

by P $kanky December 18, 2019

Mexican Elbow

The act in which a person places their penis & scrotum in the nook between someones forearm/bicep. The fleshy package is clamped down on like a Nile crocodile snatching a gazel from the Zambezi river. Once in this vice like grip, the victims member is doused with Tabasco sauce, at which point you elbow drop to the floor pulling your vicitm down to the ground via their blistering ball sack.

If you approach me naked from behind prepare for the Mexican Elbow

by WilliamShakeySpear January 25, 2021

Mexican Bowtie

Mexican bowtie is the cutting of the neck and then pulling the tongue down through the head. The tongue is then below the neck... like a tie...

Whoever wrote these incorrect definitions for the Mexican bowtie, should be Mexican bowtied.

by Fuckfacetard January 21, 2022

Mexican Charzard

To light ones anus hairs on fire and rip a fat one, effectively becoming a human flamethrower.

“Hey did you hear about how Charlie did a Mexican charzard in Darrel’s basement last week, he caught his mom’s new drapes on fire.”

by Joe Mama 69,420 December 14, 2021