Martined

When something is damaged or broken beyond repair.

The term is derived after a guy called Martin over zealously broke another guys gate and it was posted on the little known social media platform Facebook.

As used in context...

Ahh he just completely Martined the gate.

This car won't start, it's Martined up

by anonymous October 3, 2021

Martin

A microscopic sized creature.
Extremly rare, extinct kind.

Martin is mad again.

by BTSJUNGKOOKFAN653429 June 18, 2022

Martin

A "Martin" is something annoying.

this guy wont hop off me hes so martin.
my mom called me martin after i asked her the same question multiple times.

by gugir April 24, 2025

OBADEMI MARTINS

Known alias of Obafemi Martins, also used to portray simple minded organisms

That gal is a OBADEMI MARTINS. Indeed she is.

by Ne14abj June 12, 2021

sophia martin

an amazing girl who loves her friends more than life its self.

sophia martin is my bff

by ocer101 October 16, 2020

Martin Robstad

A person obsessed with buing new parts to his pc. The reason for this behaviour is to be able to play overwatch with a very good performance.

Man he is such a Martin Robstad.

by Wikipedia nor May 18, 2017

Martin

A hot sexy boy that has ditched all his hoes in the park. He cock is longer than any peparami you have ever seen and is a fuck boy with the girls. He always fails no nut November and he got.

Martin is the biggest sex machine you have ever seen.

by comin Riftzy November 5, 2020