May 30th

The day when you have to be extra nice and complimentive to your girlfriend

“I hate you, bitch!”
“Wait, it’s May 30th! that means you have to be nice to me because i’m your girlfriend”

by daniellovesme May 30, 2021

may 8th

may 8th is official yoosung and 707 kinnie day pride day, celebrate with your fellow kinnie friends by going to therapy and make sure to drink a lot of chocolate milk on this day in honor of seven and yoosungs joke 🥺 🥺 🥺

omg are you excited for may 8th

no

by chachaslide May 8, 2022

May 21st

if you have a bestie born on may 21st, keep them. especially the ones named jessica, axel, eryn, or julie.

only one of the stupidest, funny people are born may 21st

by that._personondictonary July 11, 2021

May 13

National Give Your Homies Head Day

National Give Your Homies Head Day is preferably the best holiday of the year! This holiday occurs on May 13

You: Yo, you know what day It is?
Homie: Nah bro. What day is it?
You: National Give Your Homie Head Day
Homie: Ah shit...

by PoohsEvilTwin May 9, 2022

No Masturbation May

The month where the beating of the dick or self penetration of the vagina is forbidden

R1:Yo it no no masturbation may
R2:Dammit

by keepscrollingkeeplooking April 19, 2020

elliot may

An amazing person who is beautiful and caring and has amazing friends that love her and will look out for her no matter what, she is shy but is funny and makes everyone laugh no matter how they are feeling. An all round amazing friend!!

Oh your friends with elliot may I wish I was

by Lwood468 May 20, 2018

May 17th

National give head to every gender you see

Hey bro it’s May 17th I call getting head first

by 69_420unkwonkuser May 1, 2022