rooting machine

Fairly obscure Belfast slang for either a girl or guy that is particularly good at sex

Dude 1: What did you get up to last night big lad

Dude 2: I was out on the rip and went home this wee girl and she went like fuck!

Dude 1: Sounds like she was a right wee rooting machine

by TONY_SCULLION July 7, 2008

meat machine

When you're the type of person to find someone extremely attractive, and you fantasize about sleeping with them, but you don't take the time to learn their name.

Conversation:

Girl 1: our waiter was so nice and so cute!
Girl 2: what was his name
Girl 1: I have no idea

Girl 2: you are such a meat machine!

by meetmasheen May 21, 2017

feed the machine

The act of putting calories in your body, usaully through food or drink, after you get done working out.

After a heavy day at the gym jason is going to feed the machine.

by ruggermatt36 June 27, 2011

Dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

The greatest insult ever.

Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

by Confusingmonkey April 27, 2010

zog machine

a machine hitler used to kell jewish people which had poisonous fumes

Watch you stupid jew or i will get the zog machine

by chody October 3, 2004

ass machine

1. a person who doesnt shut up and is being such an ass that he or she him or herself has to be spewing out soo much ass or bullshit that they are a machine.

" god damn john is such an ass machine talking toilet mouth about that hoodrat whore whittnie"

by bryan... July 14, 2006

Machine Gun

1.A gun that is a machine as well.

2.A gun that fires many bullets in a short period of time.

This isn't fair! They have rocks, and all we have are machine guns!

by Poops McGee January 7, 2004