Frequent Idler Miles

A term in instant messenging clients and video games, particularly MMORPGs/-SGs, referring to the general duration a person is away from his/her computer or console while the program/game in question is active and logged on.

Player 1: God! She's always afk!
Player 2: Yep, always racking up them frequent idler miles.
Player 1: Lol, she's probably earned enough to redeem a cruise for everyone she's ever passed a glance at.

by General Val May 31, 2006

Big Booty Milf

The biggest, fattest ASS along with the biggest fattest AGE, will dom you if you are a dilf

Person 1: Sheeeesh damn who dat?
Person 2: Oh her? Dat Big Booty Milf!
Person3: Ayo? I'mma Dilf let me clap dem cheeks momma

by Auxistic May 15, 2021

miles per gallon

miles/gallon- typically, the number of miles that a motorized vehicle can go on one gallon of gasoline or diesel fuel; abbreviation=MPG

Since my new Toyota Prius gets about fifty-two miles per gallon, I save about $100.00 a month.

by Scott M. July 10, 2003

MILF

MILF-er

A sick little boy

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

Milf Magnet

A male 18-25 that is typically considered the "nice guy" and is ignored by other girls; a guy that is willing to accept a woman who is pregnant and/or has infants as long as the relationship is right. These are usually teen moms or moms in their young 20's wherein the biological father is not involved whatsoever, allowing the young male to move in as the father figure before the child gets too old to worry.

"all the teen moms were looking to john for the stability, and the fact he had a secure job. he was lonely and vulnerable to her seduction. he is a milf magnet..."

by earple1 March 18, 2015

Grim Milestone

Edgy powers of 10.

As covid-19 spreads rapidly, the numbers infected surpass grim milestones in quick succession.

by Not a fish SamN March 29, 2020

Wanna Be MILF

A married woman, 30 and up, who neglects her children and dedicates her life to finding the latest and greatest pictures of her fave QB, Ben Roetlisberger. She spends her days and evening attached to her mouse surfing the web for these pictures and posting in the forum on Ben's official site. Her husband and children are all disgusted with her and believe that she needs professional help. Unfortunately, the wanna be MILF is caught up in her fantasy world and truely believes that Ben will be hers someday so their efforts prove fruitless. The wanna MILF continues to post "Ben is HOT" threads and talk about his pickle 24/7.

The wanna be MILF is jealous because Ben has a new girlfriend.

The wanna be MILF insisted she looked like Jessica Alba when in fact, she looked more like Theodore from the chipmunks.

by Steel Insane May 8, 2007