Mexican Zamboni

When you sit on someone's chest and take a hot steaming dump and then proceed to scoot around their chest and stomach like a dog in order to create a smooth, slippery, warm layer of shit; much like a Zamboni does to an ice rink.

My girl didn't wanna bone because it was too cold, so I gave that ho a Mexican Zamboni, and we were good to go

by i_POOPED_today November 19, 2014

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mexican wad

A wad or roll of money that is made up of small denominations, typically one dollar bills. Named because mexicans commonly like to carry them instead of changing their singles into larger bills.

Guy 1: I need to get this mexican wad changed

Guy 2: Nah man, just hit the strip club, dem bitches love singles!

by Thatoneguy2 November 5, 2013

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sticky mexican

When you try to put your balls up a girls ass an then cumm on her back and then you get a Mexican to white in the cumm

Guy1''last night me and sally tried to do the sticky mexican''
Guy2''really? Did you get both balls up her ass before you came?

by Nazi ron November 12, 2013

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mexican drumstick

When you are fucking a girl with super hot salsa covering the male genitals, most often seen with a side of tortilla chips.

"Yo man have you and a girl ever done a Mexican drumstick?"

by DaddyD January 30, 2015

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Alex the Mexican

A guy so stubborn that he will make everyone unhappy (even himself) just so someone else doesn’t get their way.

girl: alex please share your location, i’m worried about you
alex the mexican: no
girl: then i’m not talking to you
alex the mexican: then it looks like we’re not talking

by itschey November 15, 2018

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