Mexican inferno

when you cover your penis in purell to use as lubricant, then at money time u pull out light your penis on fire and blow a firey load jizz in her fire hydrant. then burn the house down using your still flaming penis as a lighter.

dude i used a mexican inferno on my girl friend last night and she broke up with me.

by rage quitter November 26, 2010

The Mexican Whistler

You take a girl out for a fine mexican dinner and feed her lots of beans(possible foods include bean and cheese burritos, taco), then return promptly home for a night of anal intercourse. Due to the intake of beans, she will probably need to release gas from her bowels(fart). While you insert your penis into her rectum she will fart and as a result of the presence of your cock being in her butt hole it will make a whistling sound.

Tom, you will not believe what i did last night. I gave Maria "The Mexican Whistler "

by Josh Menendez March 26, 2009

mexicar wave

When a car uses their wipers in a queue, spraying the windscreen of the car behind. This makes the car behind clean their windows, spraying the windsceen of the car behind and so on.

normally a dry day & is made of 2 or more cars using their wipers in a row. Largest likely mexicar wave would be in traffic on a motorway or busy road

by B247E August 24, 2009

mexican landmine

Stepping on a the cap from a beer bottle with bare feet, typically occurs on beaches and inside of fraternity houses

Tim: "Shit! I need a band-aid"
Josh: "Mexican landmine get ya'?"

by Special Tim October 2, 2010

Mexican Ski Slope

A huge hill covered in ice-plant.

Jose wanted to have some fun after work, so he stole the trash can lid off his neighbors trash can and went down his Mexican Ski Slope.

by Pedro L. May 12, 2008

mexican throat baby

the loogie that a girl hocks as she spits out your semen after the act of fellatio.

dude, yesterday my girlfriend hocked the fattest mexican throat baby on the floor, and then my dog ate it, and now my dog is acting really weird and shaking.

by Dr. SftPork October 23, 2008

mexican bullwhip

when you shit diarrhea in a sock and tie it up asn swing it around and hit a person in the face a dry sarah palin pipeline

hey watchi it i do want to be hit with that mexican bullwhip

by persidnt June 1, 2009