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Metrosexual

A straight male who portrays some of the attributes he would've had if he was born a woman.
Joe: Yo Steve I haven't noticed a day without GEL on your hair. . .plus your shit always gotta be polished, you got like 8 pair of shoes and is that cover-up on your face? Fuck you must spend more than an hour in front of the mirror each day. Freakin' metrosexual!
Steve: What, are you thinking I'm like a FAG or something? Bitch you wish you looked this good, just because I can afford better clothes than you don't mean you gotta hate. . .asshole! Don't you wish you looked hot like me? Fuck all this lint on my shirt!
by Flamebrain January 13, 2007
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A Connection of 4 cities within the Southern Component of Louisiana which is considered unofficially by State a New Orleans-Baton Rouge-Lafayette-Lake Charles Metroplex. Similar to the Official Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex in North Texas. The Alternative name for it is "The 4-Plex Territory/Area" or "The 4"

The New Orleans-Baton Rouge-Lafayette-Lake Charles Metroplex should have been a proposal a long time ago to enhance and increase the attraction of the principal/chief city which is New Orleans. It worked with Dallas and Fort Worth, so it should work with new orleans and the following cities! The Unofficial New Orleans-Baton Rouge-Lafayette-Lake Charles Metropolitan Area would be 2,817,540 people and that would place New Orleans at Number 14 on the All Time Combined Statistical Area which is currently held by The Orlando-Deltona-Daytona Beach, FL CSA (Combined Statistical Area) at 2,747,614
Say Bruh if the Most High says the same, I will move Back to the "4-Plex New Orleans-Baton Rouge-Lafayette-Lake Charles Metroplex/The 4-Plex ya heard me?
by The Saint from The 4 March 9, 2011
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metrosexual

Someone who has sex in the metro airport
i know a guy who likes to be metrosexual
by amanda February 17, 2005
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metrosexual

A male who is extremely intrigued by his own good looks and uses many expensive personal hygiene products to groom himself.

A male who has homosexual tendacies, but is straight
Brandon Flowers, who is the lead singer of The Killers, is very metrosexual
by Bets-a-lets May 13, 2005
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metrosexual

A disgraceful excuse for a male. Someone who has nothing better to do with their life, than worry about their image. Often spends more time in the bathroom fixing themselves up than their girlfriend.
normal guy: hey wanna go out to the pub and watch the footy
metrosexual: nah id rather have a facial and watch the bold and the beautiful
by Thrill Addiction August 23, 2007
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Lyz Merola

A stupid slut ass cunt bitch who should go die someplace considering no-one would be sad and everyone would rejoice at her death. The world would celebrate her death, it would be a national hoilday.
Lyz Merola sucks and should die.
by meeeeeee July 1, 2004
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Metrosexual

The politicly correct term for "Pussy-bitch"
"James is such a metrosexual."
by A. Starless Midknyte December 28, 2005
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