by Urmom.edu November 27, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew is a loving, caring guy that listens to what others say , he never gets a chance at love because no one gives him a chance and he’s very lonely and needs someone to back him up when he’s feeling down
by Jam jam jam 6153 May 6, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. A person who has a Sesame Street fetish and regularly watches Elmo pornography. Also a frail blond lad that often crawls on the floor like a desolate potato farmer while watching Elmo with a poner.
“Man that Guy is such a Matthew. Especially because of his Elmo fetish”
“Hey have you seen matthew?” “Yeah, I saw him Matthew-ing around.”
“Hey have you seen matthew?” “Yeah, I saw him Matthew-ing around.”
by Majackson125 November 25, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew's can be all personalities but most are dumb logically, although they might seem smart they are really not and will continue to be dumb until proven wrong.
Matthew: Oh that's like if I ate my dog's shit.
Person: Matthew I said my grandma died.
Matthew: uh yeah those two relate so well.
Person: Matthew I said my grandma died.
Matthew: uh yeah those two relate so well.
by PoppyThePoppy March 16, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. Oh I see he is a Matthew
by Hendifnnshs jk anxbdkdhndhz October 18, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. An Irish Potatoe Farmer but he does not crawl on the floor with depression. No one else can plant Potatoes better than him. You wanna know why? Because he isn't just an Irish Potatoe farmer, He's THE Irish Potatoe farmer.
Wow, you got one of Matthew's Potatoes!!! Can I have a bite? They are the best potatoes I've ever tasted!!!
by _totally_not_matthew_I_swear_ November 7, 2019
Get the Matthewmug.