Something fun to laugh at. Usually found in raves, parties, and clubs, it is a girl with a face like the ass of a horse with a body to match, yet she is clad in provocative clothing and is slathered with tons of makeup with her hair done and manicures. Her look is often accompanied by garlands of expensive jewelry and she usually smells strongly of designer perfume.
You know you are looking at an ugly bitch trying to look pretty when you see a humanoid hippo-chimpanzee hybrid dressed in an off-the-shoulder J.Lo top that is tied up to reveal her hairy stomach and linty outie, a skin-tight leather micromini small enough to be a belt, and thigh-high 7" tall boots. Her face is often encrusted with a layer of makeup that fails to conceal the yellow-white tops of her dime-sized acne. Behavior includes, flirting, strutting "sexily," blowing kisses and batting eyelashes.
Guy: Look at that ugly bitch trying to look pretty!
Other Guy: Does she seriously think that see-through blouse if going to fool anyone?
Guy: *Barfs*
Guy: Look at that ugly bitch trying to look pretty!
Other Guy: Does she seriously think that see-through blouse if going to fool anyone?
Guy: *Barfs*
by IluvB123 March 04, 2005
Something you do when you're incredibly bored. Words usually consist of
A. Random shit.
B. Words that have meanings that relate to sex.
C. Your own name. Usually one of the definitions contain "large penis".
A. Random shit.
B. Words that have meanings that relate to sex.
C. Your own name. Usually one of the definitions contain "large penis".
A person is looking up words on urban dictionary. The things he searches are...
A. fuck
B. one eyed trouser snake
C. mike
A. fuck
B. one eyed trouser snake
C. mike
by massive pedophile January 26, 2018
by Eggy543 June 15, 2019
Girl asking her boyfriend/husband if he likes her looks. No right answer can possibly come of this. Usually followed by screaming or noise as hand/fist/foot connects with husband/boyfriend's body part.
by Tettster October 30, 2003
by MoonKnight January 26, 2003
when you look up the definitions of names on this site. one usually looks up your own name, then their friends. the top results are usually flattering which give leeway to the assumption that the definitions are just made by a name-owner's SO. sometimes they can be strangely accurate.
Brad: What are you doing?
James: looking up names on urban dictionary. the top definition for your name says you're an amazing person.
Brad: oh wow. your's says you're a good dude.
James: lets bang
Brad: ok no homo
James: looking up names on urban dictionary. the top definition for your name says you're an amazing person.
Brad: oh wow. your's says you're a good dude.
James: lets bang
Brad: ok no homo
by wiz2 May 18, 2019
by stoppp❤️ March 29, 2019