whistle licker

Licking a man's whistle

hey danielle, did you totally lick teds whistle last night?

she is such a whistle licker.

by razza62 September 29, 2008

douche licker

a douche licker is a person who is incredibly annoying,rude,a user, and just plain mean.

cody is a complete douche licker.

by allieisawsome January 18, 2009

Lazy licker McGee

A man or woman who is stingy with oral sex.
Someone who will fake an injury to get out of pleasuring their partner.
An ex lover who you look back and realize they always received but never gave

Now that I think about it I was always giving oral and I don't think she ever did...she is such a lazy licker McGee

I was always working that poll, and he never went down under.

by Mr. jashary January 8, 2009

plant licker

An ambiguous term referencing not a lesbian, but a nubile movie theatre employee, who at the urgence of a veteran coworker, licks a plant to confirm its authenticity.

I can't believe Shauna fell for that, she's such a plant licker!

by DutchBag March 25, 2009

keric lickerman

the biggest baddest motherfucker that ever walked the earth witha babies arm swingin past his knees.

" did you see that keric lickerman? that guy looked like the hulk, hung like a horse"

by billy paterson November 23, 2009

locker licker

The act of obstructing someones path toward their locker numerous times in the duration of the week resulting in the victim replying "im gonna punch you so hard!". be aware this threat is empty. *Be warned* This act usually ends with the perpetrators being maliciously walloped in the shins by the victim. its totally worth it

victim:"Garrett and Jake are locker lickers! theyre doing it to me!"

teacher: "What does it mean to be a locker licker? i can't help you"

Garrett & Jake" "Ha Ha!"

*victim kicks both Garrett and Jake in the shins*

by Smiley McGee April 6, 2013

Window Licker

For someone to act depressed while having tons of money at the same time. Also associated with the inability to control anger or emotions and falling in love too quickly with strangers.

"Idk man i really like her shes so nice"
"dude you met her last night stop being a window licker"

by jakson griff February 1, 2018