Hello Kitty Relationship

A relationship that looks to be heterosexual at first, when it reality it is between two lesbians.

Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.

Person A: “Bro everyone keeps thinking I’m in a straight relationship because I call my partner a he, but we’re actually both lesbians!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”

by alfrtastik March 3, 2025

kitty

what daddy calls his slut

just like that kitty~

by fr3aky.baddie January 30, 2021

Kitty coastal

Slang for a large vagina. A.K.A Pussy

I drove down the kitty coastal last night, but my girlfriend got bored and everything wen downhill from there.

by Jiggs McGee December 21, 2010

The Kitty Purry

The most sexy and beautiful girl you will ever meet, in your entire life. But she has a Husband, so good luck with that.

Yo that girl was the sexiest girl alive bro.

Oh, you must have saw The kitty Purry.

by whatever09 December 29, 2013

Neck-kitty

A way to refer to a cat that sleeps or lays on your or other's neck's

My cat slept on my necked call it Neck-kitty

by Cheesedevourer February 17, 2021

Kittie

a bitch ass mother fucker who's had too much sex and likely draws a lot of porn.

Damn, Kittie's great at drawing tits!

by Godhasleftustodie January 9, 2022

Astronaut Kitty

Vehicular Manslaughter in a nutshell but in space or on a celestial body that isn’t Earth.

I Astronaut kitty someone

by PlagueDoc July 29, 2025